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Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.
I'm lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can
get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
. . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture
of me taken at my last jobb.
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Employer's reply......
Dear Peggy,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.....
Welcome
onboard!!
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No English dictionary has been able to
explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say
there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
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I beg to differ because, there is!!!
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When you
marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE"..
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And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!
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And
when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...
"COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!
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