Cleveland Area Barbie Dolls

This princess Barbie is only sold at Legacy Village. She
comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus,
a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a huge, mostly
unoccupied house. Available with or without tummy tuck and
face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with
"augmented" version.

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a
Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy on rims with tinted windows and her
own Meth Lab kit. This model is available after dark and can be
paid for only in cash...preferably small, untraceable bills.
Unless you're a cop - then we don't know what you're talking
about.

This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or
a souped up Hummer 2. Included are her own Starbucks cup,
credit card and country club membership. Also available for
this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. But you
can't afford them anyway.

This model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two
sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and has a tattoo of a rose on
her shoulder. She has big hair, a six pack of Bud Light and a
Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and can
kick Mullet-Haired Kenny doll's butt when she's drunk.
Purchase her pickup truck separately and get its Confederate
flag bumper stickers absolutely free. This model can also be
applied to Elyria, Brunswick, Garfield Heights and Medina.

This collagen-injected, saline-implant-sporting Barbie wears a
leopard-print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while she
entertains friends at the Spy Bar. Percocet prescription
optional.

This doll is made of actual tofu, has long gray hair and
archless feet, sandals with white socks, no makeup and four
cats. She prefers that you call her "Willow."

This doll comes in two varieties. One comes complete with the
official "I *finally* moved out of my parents house in Rocky
River" email to her old sorority sister, a cell phone, and she
sports clothing from the Limited and Express. She has
perfectly coifed hair (done at Charles Scott) and fresh makeup.
You may also buy the matching Jeep Cherokee and Around
the Corner bar sets. Lakewood doll number 2 has black hair,
black eyeliner, 2 black leather outfits and combat boots. She
comes with exchangeable body jewelry (6 piercings in all!), a
dog collar and her own issue of the Free Times! She, too, has
optional sets of the Chamber or the Mission for purchase.

This Barbie is best friends with the newest doll, Gay Kenneth.
She comes with a variety of outfits from corporate styles (for
her job downtown) to club (for dancing with G.K. at Bounce).
She even has her own miniature RTA pass, because she
commutes to work. Do not forget her pet Shih Tzu, Sasha. She
prances him around the It's It Cafe to meet Kenneth and friends
William, Preston and Marcus.

This chain-smoking, brassy-haired Barbie comes with a pair of
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she
chased her beer-gutted boyfriend out of Club Dance. Her
make-up is dark red lip liner with your choice of lips covered in
a sparkly pink or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise
acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick
out the back and a white see-through halter-top. Accessories
include: Five-year-old Chevy Cavalier equipped with
cassette-player for her Bon Jovi tapes, and vanity plate that
reads: HOT STUF.

This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in
1982. She comes with giant shoulder pads, dark polyester
skirt, white pantyhose, sneakers, and a bi-level haircut.
Alternate outfit comes complete with stirrup pants, big shirt
and five-inch wide belt. Lace-trimmed anklets socks extra.

This Barbie will NEVER leave the Youngstown area, so don't
think of buying her unless you live there. I mean, why leave
Youngstown, when it has every thing one would ever need?
This Barbie does not date Ken though, she dates the newest
line of Barbie men, the Galucci family (includes Vito, Vinnie,
Tony and Guido). She comes dressed in a "sharp" outfit from
the Southern Park Mall and will always have the latest cute
hair style. Youngstown Barbie's optional accessories include a
Chevy Cavalier (her father works at Lordstown) with a YSU
bumper sticker, and a Pittsburgh Steelers throw blanket.


				*Cleveland Area Barbie Dolls*