Husband & Wife Saga
Husband & Wife Saga
WIFE:I wrote your name on sand it got washed.I wrote your name in
air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:God saw me hungry, he created pizza.He saw me thirsty, he
created Pepsi.He saw me in the dark, he created light.He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:Twinkle twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd
once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND:The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass and flowers
too.If rain makes all things beautifulWhy doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:Roses are red; Violets are blueMonkeys like u should be kept
in zoo.Don't feel so angry you will find me there tooNot in cage but outside, laughing at you
AND THE SAGA CONTINUES...
Position of a Husband Is just like a Split ACNo matter however Loud he is in the OutdoorHe
is designed to remain Silent indoor...
"Husband is one who is the head of the family,but his wife is the neck, and whichever way
she turns, he goes."
A man in Hell asked Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?After making call he asked how
much to pay.Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!Wife:
No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,So I'd be in your hands all day.Husband: I too wish
that you were a newspaper,So I could have a new one every day.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.Wife: When must
I give them to him?Doctor: They are for you
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..Husband: You should have known
it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?Husband: A lovely Push...!
and the life goes on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... &
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